Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

mom jokes > dad jokes

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kyashana:

what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say that other girls shouldnt participate in no shave november its like? wtf? WHAT THE FUCK?????

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courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

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radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

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so i got one and wrote this on top:

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and left it on a table in the studio

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less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

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lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

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nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

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nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

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